gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
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I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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