I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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