i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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