Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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