He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you had me at cake vodka
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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