Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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