I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sorry my hands just texted you
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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