I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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