why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
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my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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