Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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