i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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