he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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