I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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