exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...