Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
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accomplished twins. life is a go
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??