You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.