Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I party with great urgency now.
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