Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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