What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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