i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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