I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I think your dad took our porno
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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