I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I sprained my soul last night
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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