i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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