i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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