first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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