my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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