have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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