Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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