she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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