That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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