Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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