what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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