Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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