Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Randomize
