As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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