Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She announced her abortion via fbk
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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