i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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