Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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