1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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