Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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