therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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