That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so let's talk penis.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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