well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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