I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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