Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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