dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
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Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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