Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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