Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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