They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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