If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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