Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
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You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
there is puke in my bra ... again
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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