There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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