i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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