6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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