there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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