I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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