i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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