In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
