I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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