If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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