I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
