why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
