A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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